As of March 1st, 2005, due to a name controversy, Static Records will now be known as Elderly Man Records. CLICK HERE to go to the new website.

3-5-05: This site is now obsolete, CLICK HERE to go to the third resort, ELDERLY MAN RECORDS!!!

3-3-05: The pathetic 3 votes have been counted and 2 of those 3 favored the name "Elderly Man Records", "Tooth-Decay Records" came in second place with 1 vote. So Static Records will now be known as Elderly Man Records. Expect a new website and some new releases and re-releases in the near future. Thanks to those of you who voted, and the rest of you can die!!! CLICK HERE to see the results for yourself, and you'll see that there are only 3 decent people in this world, not counting myself.

2-10-05: OK, I get it, everyone decided to play a joke on me by not voting for a new name. FUCK YOU, It's the middle of February and no one has voted yet. Static Records really needs a new name, I know people have been here and maybe they're too dumb to figure out that THE POLLS ARE OPEN TO EVERYONE. So CLICK HERE, and vote, is it really that fucking hard?

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